celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

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“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn’t see Clark [Gable] and Vivien [Leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she’d gotten properly laid.” ― Joan Crawford

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happy 25th birthday jessica!

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In which Barney is [not] Neil.

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no one loves chris evans more than joss

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katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

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littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

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So I got my Lizzie Bennet Diaries DVD in the mail…

I was all excited, screaming, frantically opening the package. 

I squealed with joy as I saw the little goodies that came along with it. 

I even took a picture of my DVD, posted it on Instagram, and tagged Ashley, Bernie, and Hank. 

Then I turned on my video camera and began film a somewhat “box opening” type of video. 

I am going through the discs, showing off the covers. I open the second DVD case and LO AND BEHOLD…

The second disc is missing. 

Maybe I am shouldn’t be this upset but I kind of am. I paid money for this thing, waited forever to get it, finally get in the mail, plan to marathon all of the DVDs over the four day weekend I’m about to have and…

I’m missing an effing disc. 

Now I have to go online, email everyone I can think of to fix it, only hope for a response to come in less time than it did for these DVDs to arrive, and wait. 

My excitement buzz is now killed. I mean, it could be worse. Thankfully I’m missing a disc with no special features on it, and I know I could just as easily watch these episodes online. 

I’m sure it’s just an honest mistake somebody made and I’m not on any witch-hunt for whoever screwed up. But still. It’s extremely aggravating. I’m extremely aggravated. 

Anyway, I’m posting this on Tumblr because 1) I just needed to rant and I’m hoping for some sympathy from you lovely people and 2) I was wondering if something like this has happened for anyone else. 

Okay, gonna go send a million emails to Kickstarter, DFTBA.com, Bernie, and try to find out how to fix this.

If anything happens I’ll keep you posted. 

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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stupidfuckingquestions:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

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